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I have in my possession a serious piece of powerful occult paraphernalia  ( joke ! ). I am of course talking about the Christmas cracker plastic cellophane " fortune fish " ( nothing to do with Dion LOL )  . You place the plastic fish on your palm and its movements predict your characteristics .  If the head and tail move your in love for example . If the tail moves your an independent type. You get the picture . It works and why i know not . It is however very consistent !