This makes my head hurt

" Sex is a function ,not an ideal....  "   Dion Fortune

Majour Neye

" Majour Neye felt an uneasiness often felt after a period of change , however welcome.... "

Waters breaking ?

Its all about water . Bottled water . Sea water . Water pipes or floods . Water eroding foundations . The moon pulling it as always....

Tintagel

Water ,water.....

Water is causing chaos at Dent today blocking drains and causing trouble flooding the Manor next door . Theres so much water its hard to get everyday things done . Bright lights appear briefly of great intensity . Somethings already working.......

And next day my wife's " waters " broke as our daughter was born ! lol

When you least expect it

The tide is rushing in , foaming and spraying and crashing and im ready to catch it ! All aboard !!!

Tintagel

On TV last night it said the rock around Tintagel and " Merlin's " cave in Cornwall contained magnetic minerals so strong they could disorientate a compass ! Only at this late hour do i find out why this is relevant . What else do i not know ? Is this also at Boscastle ?

Body and Soul

So they  are wanting our body organs automatically when we die unless we opt out .How can they have the right ? Next we will all be automatically Christian unless we opt out . Oh we already are .... That's why we have the Church of England ! LOL  

Placebo

A " placebo " is a substance with nothing in it that produces a desired effect in someone because they believe its a true . For example a person with a headache would take what they believed to be aspirin and the head ache will go despite the fact that the pill they took contained no aspirin in it whats so ever ! Its the power of the mind .
 Now this is the medical definition .Supposing there is a spiritual version or physcological version . Mmmm ive lost you know haven't i ? It believe it must be so and can see no argument against it .

What has the moon brought you ???

Tonight the moon is almost full and snow lies two inches deep and its so calm in the dale . Someone asked me recently " Has the moon brought you all you wanted ?" I think the answer which escaped me at the time as i was taken aback by their acute observation of me and their ability to hit the nail on the head is Yes it would seem ! Now times are changing fast and ive secured i hope what i " need " despite the odds . The full moon will force any  " crisis " good or bad . If its bad for you youll know about it and if its good ill join you for a roller coaster ride this year . Hold on though as its only as good as your nerve .  Hear lies my only anxiety ... apart from fatherhood LOL

What i got up to last night / Blackpool car rally and KFC

I fear the road maybe impassible over the moors tonight or if to be attempted may lead me to  grievous harm or possible destruction of my persons . Upon careful consideration i may find the company of the fire hearth a more agreeable proposition . My composure feels a trifle wearisome after i returned to my homestead in the early hours having spent some considerable time viewing some most rapid chariots coursing along the Blackpool promenade at a most furious pace . At such a late hour i did so meet my Uncle and his Son to partake in the most refreshing chicken segments so deep fried they excited my senses so . Conversation soon turned upon the most delightful young maids who did serve us with the up most composure never once stumbling upon the course comments we so deservedly showered upon them as their tender years rendered them impervious to our suggestions . After our sincrere suggestions bore no fruit it was time to head north up the coast for home consuming much fuel in the process...

Dent right NOW !

" These bitter winds and bleak northern skies and impassible roads.....  "

WUTHERING HIEGHTS

Swinbourne

Algernon Swinbourne used to self harm with a whip and swim out randomly to sea . Maybe todays rock stars are dull . Eeeerr im exciting , i have sex and drugs .Arent i shocking . Poets of yesteryear made much more outragous claims about what they got up too which i cant print here ! They were the rock stars of their day !